Just why...

So why the hell-o do people drive in the left lane when they are clearly lost and not familiar with the area.  CLEARLY the left lane is for pah-duckie jerk drivers.  I am pretty sure this is a universal concept and everyone should have gotten that memo by now.  I was driving to work today….(lame cause it’s Friday and no one should need work on Friday hahahaha) and a woman was hunched over her steering wheel and squinting furiously at the road. As if the road was going to tell her to drive here or there like how a gps highlights the road on the map.  IT WAS SO REDICULOUS. Then I was thinking…what if that lady did not wear her glasses or her contacts. LIKE wtf. Can you imagine if you have an eye problem and you’re a single person, family of one, and you have an eye problem…like a scratched cornea.  YOU WOULD HAVE TO RISK OTHER PEOPLES LIVES FOR YOUR PUPILS.  That’s intense. 

So I started to think….I wonder what her deal was…where she was going…and if she was just a re re type of driver. Who know’s she could have been. 

Personally my favorite drivers are pt cruiser drivers/vans. JUST KIDDING. They are the worst drivers in the entire world. Hands down and I’m asian. 

I even wrote on dearblankpleaseblank.com about it.  These drivers cut people off, swerve in and out of lanes like they have cool vehicles.  I don’t know why these people drive like they have large man balls but they drive like they are in Tokyo drift.  My roomie and I have had several conversations about how terrible of a driver they are….also conversations about how people with really shitty cars drive fearless because they probably want someone to hit their car so they can collect from insurance and get a better one.

I used to fantasize about that idea with my damn neon. That car will haunt me for the rest of my life. Luckily I grew up and got a job and learned how to save.  Everyone has a bomber car…unless you are spoiled…in that case I dislike you a little bit right now.

Another thing about cars…if your going to modify it…modify a good car. None of this 98’ Honda crap. Make sure you do it right and make it tight. Like last night I witnessed with my roomie a FORD FOCUS supped up.  

In my future I hope to have a ride that says HELLO I’M SEXY not hurry up get in because you have 3 different colored doors lol. 

To everyone that reads, be aware of the little pahduckie’s on the road.  It’s the little things that can change everything.  Hope y’all drive safe and have a great weekend.

The little things

Is it just me or are the smallest things in life sometimes what makes the difference if you have a good day or a bad day.

For instance the public restroom. I know everyone is not a fan of the dreaded germ infested bathroom. However, the smallest thing can make you feel better about it. For me it was going to the bathroom stall I always use (isn’t it strange how we form habits of that nature?) and NO ONE HAS USED IT YET THIS MORNING.  The seat was still up.  This was a small but happy win for me. I mean if you’re going to have to use a public toilet I hope to get first dibs on the toilet in the morning. I mean I do not do a$$ to seat. There is a clear nest of toilet paper but still….small win knowing that I was the first to use this toilet.  Then shortly after this win feeling happened and I finished doing what I came to the bathroom to do, a bitch turned off the light on me while I was pulling up my oversized panty hose.  (They only had size B at the store…clearly there is a big difference between size a and b.) 

Also I found my favorite pen this morning…my sharpie fine point pen. LOVE IT. It glides and it wants to be used.  Shortly after I found it, it stopped working. Apparently the cap wasn’t on that tight and it dried up….So I take my wins with my losses. Either way I can still say I had small peaks of success versus a down hill spiral. Now I write this and it is only 9:45 a.m. clearly my day could turn for the worst. With my small peaks of successes I feel pretty optimistic. Today is a day I look at the glass half full and not I drank one serving size of my mocha…AHHH that’s 150 calories.

Another small win is that I am new at my job and yet today 2 people asked for advice/help. WINNER. Makes me feel like I am actually proving that this Asian does know a little something something about business.  Hopefully one day I’ll be the guru to the grocery broker business.  I mean they must think I’m smart already for the fact I am asian. Hahahha It’s one characteristic that I don’t mind people assuming that I am.  However people that think I enjoy doing laundry, nails and hang out with a mob of Asians automatically they can just step aside.  NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. I was raised by two amazing Caucasians.  Hahah Side NOTE: when I was young I thought Caucasians meant that White people who adopted Asians hahahhahahahhahahaha Yeah, so maybe I was creative and a bit of a flibbity jibbit but still had a big heart. Still do. I hope whoever reads this has a few small wins for their day and if none today, may you win BIG tomorrow. Gosh that sounded like a bad fortune cookie message.